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The best comment wins a handful of Laurelhurst tickets or a piggyback ride around the Mercury offices by the staff member of your choice.
Ezra Ace Caraeff is the former Music Editor for the Mercury, and spent nearly a third of his life working at the paper. More importantly, he is the owner of Olive, the Mercury’s unofficial office dog.... More by Ezra Ace Caraeff
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The Yarrrrdbirds
Jump5
mateys of state
big blackbeard
Captain Henry’s Layoffs
Loverbuoy (feat. Heart and Beardy Little Steven)
Sharon Lois Bram and Young
Death Cab for Booty
My Bulbous Bounty
Justin Biebarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr and the Mateys.
Marooned 4
Is anyone else getting the ad for The Jolly Roger on the side?
Bland Lubbers
The Whitest Adults You Know
Schlock of Seagulls
The Swishbucklers.
Les Savvy Fav
Aye Aye Aye My Darling
Cute Tip Swabs
The Mamas and the Pirates
Plank Walkers Union Local 282
Blackbeard Sabbath
Dexy’s Midnight Rummers
Led Sailboat
Prats of the Caribbean
How did I get stuck with the sodding recorder again you cruel bastards
Goonies Last Scene
Jesus Fucking Christ.
God Speed You Black Buccaneers!
Explosions In My Pants
Yo, Ho, Ho and Yo.
Captain Jerry’s Disney Pirate Band
The Scurvy Warhols
David Duchovny and the Amateur Ornithologists.
+1 Yo, Ho, Ho & Yo
What the Fuck Have I Done to My Life?
Someone Still Loves You Captain Blackbeard
U2
Chantytown
Davey Jones Mockers
Captains and Tennilles
Barnacle Volta
Pleasure Chest
Gangplank of Four
Clap Your Hands Say Yarrr!
UB Fucking Idiots
Seth Green and the Butt Pirates
Seamen eruption
(number one has a tight grip on that recorder)
spit polished flotsam
Built to Swill
Death From Scurvy 1779