I don’t want to get too overly excited, but…

THIS IS GOING TO BE THE GREATEST MOVIE EVER MADE.

Sure, I hear you scoff. And groan.

Quite simply: You’re wrong.

I don’t want to go out on a limb or anything, BUT: SEASON OF THE WITCH STARRING NICOLAS CAGE AND RON PERLMAN WILL UNDOUBTEDLY BE THE HIGHLIGHT OF YOUR ENTIRE LIFE. It’s been sitting on the crapheap since it was filmed in 2008. It opens January 2011. Your life will never be the same. I suggest you begin preparing yourself now.

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Ned Lannamann is a writer and editor in Portland, Oregon. He writes about film, music, TV, books, travel, tech, food, drink, outdoors, and other things.

6 replies on “The Best Film of NEXT Year. And EVERY Year Ever.”

  2. ZOMG!!!!!!!111!!!11!!! I think Nic Cage used four seperate accents in that trailer. I imagine a movie one day where he uses a completely different accent and delivery method in every scene.

  4. 1) Nicolas Cage hasn’t made more than one good movie per decade since the ’80s.
    2) Any movie released in January is already deemed suckage by the studio
    3) Any movie sitting on the crapheap for three years is already deemed suckage by the studio
    4) It changed directors and there isn’t one good movie between the two of them.

  5. With that hairdo on Nick “Copola “Cage they should change the name to “The Hair Witch Project”
    ow, and I thought Perlman couldn’t get any lower…

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