Once again the city of Richmond, Virginia ruins everything for everybody.
Christmas is over, you guys. Turn out the lights when you leave.
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
I knew it was coming…but STILL there is coffee spit out on to my keyboard. BRB. Need to explain to IT.
Pithed like a frog! At last the world is safe from Rudzilla and his Segway-riding minions.
Seems like everything balloon-popping or cliff-falling happens around Segways. They’s hainted!
Trepanning will never go out of style.
Proper Planning Prevents Piss-Poor Performance.
Public Lobotomy.
I love that, following this video, Youtube pointed me here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovsVU6mktOw…
Hey jerks!! Don’t bash my hometown! I’ve bought Slurpees from that 7-11!! I’ll pop your reindeer balloons and ruin your Christmas!!!
You have only bought “Slurpees” and not the MEGA SUPERSIZE Slurpees! Shame on you Freeman for not helping the economy of your town!!!