Monday night, Beaverton announced it was rebranding. It’s no longer Beaverton. It’s Beaverton: The Best of Oregon!
Boo. Commenters suggested about 50 better slogans, vote for the best! The winner gets two tickets to the Laurelhurst, which is the Best Theater of Oregon (Not Including Beaverton’s Century 16). Congrats to Eric Cantona, mrbowers, dmitir, Graham and Commenty Colin for suggesting the (arguably) best slogans.
BEAVERTON’S NEW SLOGAN
No, actually, it’s “Beaverton Oregon the best of Oregon” courtesy the department of redundancy department.
* pouts over having only one entry, nevertheless votes for self dozens of times *
I refuse to vote until you add the “in times of trouble can form to become Beavertron,” because that was the best one.
Biebertown!!
Sorry: “Bieberton!!”
Beavertron was totes the best.
blah. None of the above. Too many exclamation points.
Write-in: “Because you have kids now”
Huh. If Beaverton is the best of Oregon, then I guess Portland must technically be part of Washington and Eugene a far-flung outpost of Idaho.
Why aren’t you offering any Beaverton-related prizes?
@theterminizer seconded.
@theterminizer Thirded!
@theterminizer Fourthded!
@guspacho: like a Hooters gift card and an Aloha HS Football hoodie?
@Oregometry – The Hooters in Beaverton closed down a couple of years ago due to bad management. The one in Jantzen is our last remaining bastion.
Ah, I didn’t know that. Guess that shows you how often I venture into The Beav!
And leave it to Reymont to be the authority on local Hooters news.
@theterminizer Fifthed!
It is not Over till April 18.
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Looks like Commenty Colin’s “No Longer Slyly Referring to Ourselves as SW Portland” is the winner!
CC, stop by the office to claim your tix, or email me your mailing address and I’ll send them. smirk@portlandmercury.com!