Do you believe in the power of MAGIC? I do, too! Especially when the magician in question is Paul Harris, better known as “The Amazing Oh Shit, I’m Pretty Sure This Guy is Gonna Rape Me. STOP TOUCHING MY HAND!!!” (He should probably work on getting a better stage name.)
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
I’ll be watching you, WSH…in the magical sense (i.e. in the creepy stalker way!)