Every Christmas season there seems to be at least one zombie outbreak—and it’s usually right on the busiest shopping weekend of the year, AM I RIGHT? Well, just in case you need any reminders on how to dispatch a zombie, check out this supercut of every zombie death from the first season of The Walking Dead. (Pro tip: GO FOR THE BRAIN.)
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
The larger the caliber of the gun, the better. Kind of like sex.