Yes, as a matter of fact, I am still befuddled and steaming that Toy Story 3 made so many “Best of 2010” lists. (Oh, C’MON! You love my obsessive-compulsiveness. It allows you to take the intellectual high ground, and gives you the false impression that you could have my job one day. HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA! YEAH RIGHT.) Anyway for those connoisseurs of great cinema that loved Toy Story 3 so much, here’s a film that came out in 2010 that YOU WILL ABSOLUTELY LOVE. It’s called Cool Dog—and it’s about a dog… that’s cool! Dude… he even wears sunglasses! And drives a car! And rescues his mop-topped kid master from bumbling kidnappers. (Hold on… my tears… they’re welling up… just like they did in Toy Story 3! Oh, cinema! Why must I instantly fall prey to your inscrutable manipulations??)
Anyway… COOL DOG! FUCK YEAH!

Eternal thanks to BWE.

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

3 replies on “For Your Consideration… <i>Cool Dog</i>!”

  1. Well, with a dog THAT attractive they could have named that movie HOT dog…
    oh wait…I see what they did there…cool dog…hot dog…

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