Look, I know exactly what it says about me that aprons sometimes get me horny. I’m a crass, misogynistic, perpetrator of the patriarchy and I should hustle my ass over to the community college for some womens’ study classes, STAT. That being said, how am I supposed to resist these geeky superheroine aprons designed by Bethany Sew & Sew? CHECK IT!

BATGIRL (with utility belt)

  • BATGIRL (with utility belt)

Bethany’s line also includes Supergirl, Flash, Sailor Moon, and even a Ravenclaw apron for you culinary Potter geeks. (Hi Alison!)

Check out even more photos over at MOD!

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

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