In one of his low rent “backstage conversations,” Bill O’Reilly tries to outwit the Atheists with one simple question: “If there is no God, then how did the moon get there, PINHEADS?” (Yes, he actually ends the question with “pinheads.”) His logic: If Mars doesn’t have a moon, then why do we have a moon? My two-part answer: 1) We have a moon, because we’re AWESOME, and 2) Mars actually has two moons—so I think that pokes a small hole in his argument. Waitasecond, if there is a God, then why did He give Mars two moons, and only gave us one?!? THAT’S BULLSHIT!! And why did he create Bill O’Reilly, who has his own television show, but doesn’t know shit about moons? Dude. If you exist? EFF YOU, GOD!!


Hat tips to Wonkette.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=UyHzhtARf8M%26hl%3Den_US%26feature%3Dplayer_embedded%26version%3D3

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

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