I can understand why Mike Tyson might have his own show in which he discusses the modern cinema… but what the freak is Leonard Maltin doing there? All he does is ask questions! DUMB questions! And Tyson has to constantly correct him about everything! Jeez, go see a movie or two, Leonard! Maybe then you’ll have something worth saying! PSSHTT!

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)