Here, in glorious slow motion, set to soothing calming music, is a tubby guy getting shot in the gut 50 times by a Mach 11 style airsoft gun. It’s like dew drops falling on the lake of your soul, guys!
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Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
It’s reassuring to know that there are real superheroes.
The third pellet totally went into his belly button and never came out…
Woo-hoo, watch that flubber fly!!!