
Don’t forget! Today is also National Unfollow Charlie Sheen on Twitter Day!
UPDATE: Oh, and too soon, 50 Cent! Too… soon. (Better yet, how about never?)

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Don’t forget! Today is also National Unfollow Charlie Sheen on Twitter Day!
UPDATE: Oh, and too soon, 50 Cent! Too… soon. (Better yet, how about never?)

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
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The apostrophe bothers me more than anything.
It’s the apostrolypse.
I had no idea that 50 cent was a gardener.
LOL??????????Seriously???????????That is fuckin funny to that idiot??????????????
50 Cent is worse than Charlie Sheen, by a fairly wide margin. And that is just sad.
Looks like that Unfollow Charlie Sheen Day worked real well.
O fiddy senseless, U R now small in Japan.