Inside your soul… deep inside your soul… there resides a man. This man contains all the evil in the world. He waits. He patiently waits, debating on when the perfect moment will arrive so he can finally open his mouth and unleash the horror of one thousand hells unto an unsuspecting world. The moment in this video is at the :22 second mark. (Don’t worry—the insane asylum has a padded cell waiting for you.)


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https://youtube.com/watch?v=FkcJ2Qv3Nwc

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)