Here’s an update on that video I posted awhile back which depicted a busty model getting bit on the tit by a snake during a sexy photo shoot. From the Daily News:

Orit Fox’s attempt at seductive posing with a massive boa took a bizarre turn when the snake bit one of the Israeli B-Lister’s surgically enhanced breasts in the middle of a shoot for a Tel Aviv radio station, ABC of Spain reported.
Fox was rushed to a local hospital, where she was given a tetanus shot.
According to several media sources, the snake wasn’t so lucky and died of silicone poisoning.

To mourn the passing of this brave snake, who was only defending its dignity after all, I dedicate the following YouTube doubler tribute. (Press play on both, or go here for a larger, autoplay version.)

YouTube Doubler

https://youtube.com/watch?v=tUvJYtME8es%26start%3D0%26autoplay%3D0

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

7 replies on “R.I.P. Snake Who Bit That One Model’s Tit”

  1. ONCE AGAIN YOU PEOPLE ARE MISSING THE POINT!! We have a dead snake here, people!* One that was carelessly and shamefully forced into the sex trade by icky people with icky morals. How many more “sexy” snakes will perish before you guys open your eyes to the crimes that are right in front of your faces??

    *Unless of course the snake isn’t actually dead, in which case I apologize. REGARDLESS, THAT YOUTUBE DOUBLER THING I DID IS AWESOME!

  2. Feel free to repost this stuff here Humpy. I don’t really read other blogs. So. You know. I like having my internet experience curated.

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