"Melp."

Melp.
  • “Melp.”

It’s embedded below, via Spinoff Online; HD is here.

My thoughts, you ask? Well, that’s nice of you; happy to oblige. In my infinite nerd wisdom, I think this thing kinda looks like fun, and like it’ll probably be better than any Captain America movie has a right to be—but I’m still not convinced this character’s gonna work on the big screen. If anybody can pull off Cap, though, it’s Chris Evans. Or creepy, artificially emaciated weakling Chris Evans, as the case may be. Melp.

With honor and distinction, Erik Henriksen served as the executive editor of the Portland Mercury from 2004 to 2020. He can now be found at henriksenactual.com.

10 replies on “Creepy Weakling Steve Rogers Meekly Requests That You Watch the <i>Captain America</i> Trailer”

  1. @tk – that’s a really low bar. I mean, your username contains more awesome than that movie, and it’s only two characters.

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