Hop on the good ship Pequod, let’s go Andy Dick hunting. Apparently he’s still at large in Stumptown. This report from our man on the scene, Bridgetown Comedy Fest’s Andy Wood, who mentioned something about Dick being missing: “I have no idea where he is, although I heard reports he showed up at Sinferno at Dante’s last night. If you’ve heard anything else, please let me know. And tell him to call his manager and/or ex-girlfriend. Or to go to Hotel Fifty, where his bags still are.”
Oh my.
And this from Blogtown commenter Warrjo, who was apparently tainted by Andy Dick’s performance on Friday: “I had Andy Dick’s dick and balls rubbed on my cheek with a good old-fashioned unwelcome face humping [during the show]… I heard stories of him being kicked out of some of Portland’s least likely to be kicked out of bars like BOG and Sewickly’s Edition. I heard he was even physically removed from the afterparty.”
Any other Dick sightings from you land lubbers?
I saw him at Silverado at 5: 30 in the afternoon Sunday. One of the dancer was showing him what a teabagger really is. Then he stumbled out and I was leaving I saw him eating alone at a food cart.
Ask anybody who stayed at Hooper if they saw him later.
I saw him riding a pedi-cab down Hawthorne around 9 on Saturday. Where, oh where, did it take him?
Does this mean Thursday’s Mercury box placards will have milk box photos of Andy Dick ?
At least COURTNEY waited until after his last show to throw Andy into her basement gimp pit. At least now David Durham has some company.
I know he got kicked out of Backspace Sunday night.
Check the Hawthorne Bridge. No seriously, check it right now!
He was wasted for his Portland comedy show and had a bag of some white substance, saying he wanted to snort it up his nose. Totally wasted. Couldn’t hardly perform. Where is Dr Drew?
SERIOUSLY. ANDY DICK SHOWED UP AT MY WORK THIS MORNING! APPARENTLY HE ENDED UP IN THE BACK WOODS OF SHERIDAN, OREGON…LAST I HEARD HE GOT A RIDE BACK TO PORTLAND & WAS AT THE HILTON. I KNOW HIS PHONE WAS DEAD & HE WASN’T HAPPY THAT WE RECOGNIZED HIM…OH WHAT A MORNING FOR US TO SEE ANDY DICK WALK IN THE OFFICE & ASK TO USE THE BATHROOM. I HAVE A PICTO PROVE THAT HE WAS HERE!
Shouldn’t there be some special sort of Amber Alert when Andy Dick goes missing? Just to warn the locals?
If no one thought to tag a tracker onto that Baldwin brother’s ear before releasing him back into the wild, I imagine it’s not too hard to follow the coke trail he and Dick leave behind themselves, Hansel & Gretel-style.