Obviously there’s no way to please everybody. That’s why the White House has released ANOTHER easier to read and understand President Obama birth certificate—because hillbillies need help sometimes!!

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Obviously there’s no way to please everybody. That’s why the White House has released ANOTHER easier to read and understand President Obama birth certificate—because hillbillies need help sometimes!!

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
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