Obviously there’s no way to please everybody. That’s why the White House has released ANOTHER easier to read and understand President Obama birth certificate—because hillbillies need help sometimes!!

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Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

5 replies on “No, Seriously, This is Obama’s REAL Birth Certificate!”

  1. Hey guys, I looked up 101 Volcano St, Flagtowne, Hawaii on Google Maps and it’s just the middle of some highway. I smell conspiracy…

  2. The new director of the records office in Wisconsin found Arnold Alois Schwarzenegger’s July 30, 1947 birth certificate behind a file cabinet in Appleton.

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