Goldy, up at our sister blog Slog, posted this interesting rant today, and I thought I’d share because it concerns YOU, too.

Washington state is filled with stupid fucking Jenny-McCarthy-worshiping, anti-vaccine hippies, according to a new study published in the Centers for Disease Control’s widely respected (but awfully named) Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report. According to the study, Washington ranks among the worst in meeting childhood vaccination targets, ranging between 88 and 93 percent for “required” vaccinations like polio, whooping cough, measles, hepatitis B, and chickenpox. The national target is 95 percent. But even more embarrassing, we now lead the nation in parent-signed exemptions at 6.2 percent, a rate that has more than doubled over the past decade.

Stupid fucking Jenny-McCarthy-worshiping hippies.

Naturally, I was curious to see how Oregon ranked nationally in parent-signed exemptions, and discovered we come in FOURTH.
1) Washington = 6.2%
2) Vermont = 5.8%
3) Alaska = 5.5%
4) Oregon = 5.4%
5) Michigan = 4.4%

FOURTH = NOT… GOOD. More from Goldy:

Note to hippies: Vaccines do not cause autism! They just don’t. And there is zero non-fraudulent science to suggest otherwise. But what vaccines are proven to do is save lives and avert unneeded suffering. So get your damn kids vaccinated!

You can read the rest of his post here.

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

11 replies on “Washington Hippies Kill More Children Than Oregon Hippies”

  2. I contracted whooping cough in the outbreak that occured in Benton County a few years back because of these god damn anti vaccine people, and it ruined my entire summer. If you don’t want to vaccinate your kids then keep them on your own property.

  4. Those numbers are based of the percentage of population. The states with the largest number of actual exemptions in are California, Illinois, Texas, Michigan, Washington. Relax Goldy, you’re a fucking prick.

  5. Autism is caused by a gene carried by hippies. For the good of society we should sterilize all hippie before they breed.

    It is easy to do just make it a requirement for the Weed Card.

  6. VACCINATE YOURSELF! Then, you wont have to worry about CATCHING it…Then when you bring your retarded children to school me and my diseased children will laugh and point at you. Check Mate.

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