One of [Ohio’s draconian anti-abortion] heartbeat bill’s staunch advocates is Ohio Rep. Robert Mecklenborg, a Catholic from Cincinnati who represents western Hamilton County. Mecklenborg loved the bill so much he was one of its nearly 50 co-sponsors. In fact, he led the fight to get it passed. He is all about family you see: he is a married father of three.
So, let’s play fill-in-the-blank! Robert Mecklenborg was caught ______________ with a _____________. His blood tested positive for ___________.
If your imagination is taking you to dark places and you just want to be done imagining the horrible things a family values candidate does in his spare time, the answer (and link to the story, which has a spoilerific headline) is after the jump.
The correct answer: Mecklenborg was caught driving intoxicated with a 26-year-old stripper in the passenger’s seat. His blood tested positive for Viagra.
Shockingly, the stripper in Mecklenborg’s car was a woman.
That’s much less interesting than I was hoping for.
I just want to state for the record that this guy is not a relative of mine, and if I’m ever caught with a 26-year-old stripper in the passenger’s seat, it’ll probably be in a stolen car, since I don’t own one.
Todd Mecklenborg, why don’t you own a stripper?
I wasn’t aware it was illegal to have a stripper in your car. Ohio is kind of backward.
@ Demondog, it isn’t illegal to have a stripper in your car if you’re a Republican politician, only if you’re a Democrat.
@b: I wouldn’t buy or sell a human being. Well, might go for a lease option if the terms were right.