Great news, buttfuckers! Remember that touchy-feely sounding all-night improv contact jam and possible orgy you bastards voted overwhelmingly to send me to? Well, I went to register for it, and guess what? Despite all appearances online to the contrary, it ain’t happenin’! So, since one of the other three options already happened yesterday, that only leaves one: Shpongle Presents the Shpongletron Experience. I have no idea who or what a shpongle is but apparently it makes music. And I am going to experience it. Along with several hundred all ages ravers. And if you think I’m getting away with something here, please know that I deeply do not want to experience any shpongling tonight—although I may end up drinking enough to shpongle on my dress a little.
I hope the 25 people (out of 146!) who voted for this one are happy.
Shenanigans. FUCKING SHENANIGANS. I don’t think Marjorie should be allowed to drink for this event. Do the whole thing stone-cold-sober. And no going upstairs to the balcony.
Simon Posford is a well known UK DJ and the DJ project shows are some of the best in the world for visuals. Solid Coachella show. You scored on this one.
I think if you search YouTube, you will know how to plan your evening, omitting EtOH.
Yeah, nothing really wrong with Shpongle. Raja Ram is a tad annoying, but the music is nice.
I don’t know what they’ll do with that rainbow tube monster, but I doubt it’s anything comfortable.
I demand a re-vote!
You slipped a fifty to the organizer to take the whole thing underground, didn’t you? GAME, SET…BUT MAYBE NOT MATCH, SKINNER!
That MMA event is still on Marjorie ,just saying….come on you know you can’t resist. Tribal arm band tattoos, white guys attempting to sound like black guys from the ‘hood (I guess Gresham sorta counts as a ‘hood)….think of the great journalistic discoveries you could make! Stop denying you are drawn to it like moth to flame! NB, there will be lot’s of booze and I doubt you will have to pay for any of it!
I hear “foot night” is coming up, and I demand that a Merc staffer be forced to attend.
Is that “foot night” or Foot Note, because if it’s the former you can count me in!
Regards
New York Jets coach Rex Ryan
wtf! This is the SECOND blogtown make-Marjorie-suffer campaign that I voluntarily went to and enjoyed.