There are a lot of good reasons to buy Goodyear tires instead of some other brand—but the most important reason? YOUR WIFE. When she’s behind the wheel, the world turns into a psychedelic nightmare of signs, and pedestrians, and exits, and potholes, and rapists that spin around and around and remind you that every second she’s NOT crashing or running over schoolchildren is an unbelievable miracle. In other words, your wife drives for shit. Thanks for the reminder, Goodyear.
via Ad Week.
that bitch be trippin balls
Oh boy oh boy, I now have something to send my sisters and mom!
To be fair, the young lady driving does look like she’d hit a pedestrian for sport.