The secret of every woman? She wants to be “fascinating” to the men! She want to be out on the dance floor, gluing the eyes of the men to her. She want to hold her dog. She want the man to kiss the dog!! She want to shop at “Divine Rags” which is in the mall in the Memphis. Dress! Fascinate! LIVE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

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