Jesus fucking CHRIST I go out of town for ONE GODDAMN WEEKEND and look at what fucking happens: NO ONE POSTS THE NEW GHOST RIDER TRAILER. Way to let Blogtown go to shit while I’m gone, everyone.

Anyway: There’s a new Ghost Rider, I guess, even though the first one was… y’know… Ghost Rider. Because why the hell not, Nicolas Cage is still starring as whatever-the-fuck-his-face-who-turns-into-a-fire-skeleton-on-a-motorcycle, and the batshit auteurs who directed Crank, Gamer, and Crank: High Voltage are directing, so I suppose here’s Cage in, if not the role he was born to play, at least a role that paid him some money so he could afford to buy another castle.

Hot damn, I will watch the hell out of that. (Sony! You can use that quote on the poster! Get on it!) Also, congrats, BFF bro-down directors, for adequately answering a question that no one has ever, ever asked about Ghost Rider’s pee.

With honor and distinction, Erik Henriksen served as the executive editor of the Portland Mercury from 2004 to 2020. He can now be found at henriksenactual.com.

3 replies on “NICOLAS CAGE IS ON FIRE (AGAIN)”

  1. The Ghost Rider effects are looking really good here. I don’t hold any hope this will be a good movie, but Ghost Rider looks real enough to me here.

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