Okay, in THIS case I’ll admit I’m happy that Elizabeth Hasselbeck—the blonde harpy from The View—exists: because she made this debate with Michael Moore over whether or not we should’ve killed Osama bin Laden (or given him a fair trial) a very entertaining four minutes of television indeed. (Though she’s still dumb as a mentally impaired doorknob.)
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey

Boy it feels weird to agree with blondie.