
UPDATED
The hits kept on coming for the consolation bracket. Ugh-a-mungo. The Bay Area vs. Jet City game was a roller-bummer with a final score of BAD 302, Jet City 55. While the Denver vs. Sacred City game is finishing up (guess what: also a heavy beating). Final score: Denver 220, Sacramento 59.
Rose City Rollers vs. Oly Rollers
Yay, Mercyโs back after being expelled from the Bay Area game last night. Portlandโs Wheels of Justice are running pack drills in the warm-up, while Olyโs playing it cool with a long line of smooth skating. First whistle: Olyโs Atomatrix takes immediate control with four points. Then RCR’s White Flight gets totally walloped hard three times in the third jamโonce on her face. Sully Skullkicker puts us in the lead with a score of 7-4. Lead change soon goes to Olympia. Then the lead gets bigger and bigger with some glued-together packs from the powerhouse teamโthe Oly Rollers’ defenses were tight. Then out comes Scald Eagle to soar, bringing the score to Oly 39, Rose City 19. Scald Eagle brings it again. But the Oly Rollers are still ahead. SoulFearic Acid has a succession of power jams to make it a one-point lead with RCR trailing, 47-46. The Wheels of Justice take the lead, yo, thanks to Acidโs jamming, 63-55. Blaurgh, then Olyโs Atomatrix nudges the Washington team back into the lead (64-63) at halftime.
Wow, in comparison to this afternoon’s Rocky Mountain/Rat City game, this is night and day when it comes to excitement levels. Rose City is deep in this. If we could nab this boutโฆ hoping, wishing. Tied again at 66 points each. WTFโthree of Rose City’s blockers are simultaneously sent to the penalty box with a power jam situation for OlyโOly 93, RCR 71. That was a pivotal moment for Rose Cityโs future. Not a good thing, peeps, not a good thing. Ending that debacle with Oly 110, RCR 71. The Wheels of Justice arenโt recovering from that bad turn and Oly is taking full advantage of Portlandโs unsteadiness. Twelve minutes to go and itโs Oly 141, Rose City 75. What a battle that was, but it wasnโt enough to secure Rose City the win. Olympia came into this bout confident of their win, defending and jamming like champsโand it looks like their prophesy was self-fulfilling. Final: Oly 161, Rose City 132.
Read the recap of the first half of the day after the jump.
ORIGINALLY POSTED 9/24/2011, 3:09 PM
This morningโs Bridgetown Brawl consolation bracket games are hella depressing.
For example: Bay Area rubbed Angel Cityโs noses in it with a 227-70 victory. And the second game was #3 Denver Roller Dolls vs. #9-ranked Tucson. Itโs ugly. Denverโs side of the scoreboard is like a tickertape. Also, itโs poor taste of the DJ to play โAnother One Bites the Dustโ when one team is taking such a stomping. Final score: Denver 387, Tucson 18. Thatโs what they call a blowout in the salon business.
Rat City Rollergirls vs. Rocky Mountain Rollergirls
The semifinals game between Seattleโs Rat City Rollergirls, currently holding the Westโs #6 spot, playing #2-ranked Rocky Mountain Rollergirls is going to be a more evenly matched showdown. Seattleโs fresh from a surprising victory last night over Denverโs other team, and well, Rocky Mountain is a force of nature. This game determines who will advance to the finals game tomorrowโwhile the loser will have a chance to compete for third place, a win in that game would ensure a ticket to Championships in November. Seattleโs fans are pretty awesomeโa couple of spandex-clad green people, ร la Green Man, are going bananas. Seattleโs defense is greatโstopping Rocky Mountain right out of the gate in a thick scrum (that sounds gross). In a display of stubbornness, Jam #5 was nonexistent with both teams sitting on the jammer line wait for the other team to start the jam. TWO FULL MINUTES just sitting there while the crowd booed and hissed. And the lack of action continues. BORING. โSkate, skate, skate,โ the fans are shouting. With 13 minutes to go itโs Rocky 35, Rat City 5. I understand this is a very calculated strategy, but it sure does make for a lame-ass bout. Letโs get moving, ladies. All right, weโre back on track, so to speak. With a pack advantage, Seattle manages to score some points, to make it a 19-point gameโthe rat-ladies are creeping up on Rocky. Halftime report: Rocky 48, Rat City 39.
Perhaps this is what Seattle was scared of: When everyone skates, Rocky Mountain dominates (patent pending). Rocky Mountainโs defenses are uber tough, and their jamming ainโt nothing to sneeze at. They immediately score 20 points. Thereโs very little Seattle can do to stop Rocky jammer DeRanged. With 17 minutes to go itโs Rocky 97, Rat City 53. A bunch of bullshit sitting on the jammer line later, Rocky Mountain finally cleared the triple digits. This is definitely going to be a close loss by Seattle to Denverโs team, but it seems like a hollow accolade, what with all the non-action and moping on the jammer line. Five minutes to go: Rocky 113, Rat City 83โthe numbers make it sound much more exciting than the actual bout. Rockyโs DeRanged is kinda a bad-winner showboat. Dang, itโs not overโRat Cityโs Ann R. Kissed scores some doozies, but itโs not enough. Final: Rock Mountain 117, Rat City 107. Rocky is guaranteed a spot at Championships. If we lose against the Oly Rollers tonight, it looks like Portland will be up against our sisters from the North.
Iโm going to take a break โtil the Rose City Rollers vs. Oly Rollers bout at 7 pm. โTil then, derby fanatics.

Enjoy reading about the Roller Derbies, but no one covers the Lingerie Football League. Just discovered it last night and enjoyed watching the game. Even Seattle has a team, the Seattle Mist. Why doesn’t Portland have a team? I would prolly turn out to watch this. And it’s not as sexy as you might think, although two girls did a chest bump last night. Wowser!!