Jewelry Rash: What, this? This old thing... it's just something I coughed up on Tuesday.

Jewelry Rash: What, this? This old thing... its just something I coughed up on Tuesday.

  • Jewelry Rash: What, this? This old thing… it’s just something I coughed up on Tuesday.

Holocene—Swahili, Billions & Billions, Jewelry Rash, 8:30 pm, $5
Ella Street Social ClubThe Hugs, Adventure Galley, The Wires, 9 pm, $5
Roseland—E-40, Baby Bash, Erok, Mayo, 8 pm, all ages
Tonic Lounge—The Woolen Men, Lantern, White Fang, 9:30 pm, $5
Wonder Ballroom—The Hold Steady, Morning Teleportation, 9 pm, $17-20

More than you ever wanted to know about cats wearing jewelry (and bikinis). And because I really want you to click that link about nutty ladies dressing up their cats, I will include an excerpt:

“I saw these cat bikinis online, and I just could not resist,” she confesses. “They were these itsy-bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow polka dot bikinis! The cats never swim, of course, but they sure look cute, and they always make my friends smile.”

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