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While the normally astute Blogtown commenters were practically useless in this endeavor—excluding the very smart Another World Blog, who provided wildly useful advice—you’ll all be happy to know that I SUCCESSFULLY MOUNTED SANTA CLAUS ON MY ROOF (from behind) OVER THE WEEKEND. Voilà.
Christmas is officially saved.
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
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This seems like relevant news.
WHY AM I ERECT?
I still think Dr. Andrew Weil should’ve been involved in some way, or a reasonable facsimile.
Was it good for you. Steve? I think I see a smile on Santas’ face.
wait… Wm.™ Steven Humphrey has a house?
Running a bit behind on my Blogtown reading. Happy to be of service, Mr Humphrey!