GIRL TROUBLE—Holocene has assembled a crack team of lady DJs to make your feet do a happy dance at the Girl Trouble dance night. Join DJs New Moon Poncho, Linoleum, Womb Service, and more for a night of sweaty, grooving, boob-having fun. Remember to hydrate, gals, ’cause you’re going to dance all those dudes under the table. CF
Holocene, 1001 SE Morrison, 9 pm, $3
FAREWELL, FORMAN—After three and a half years of Tuesday nights at Dante’s, fake talk show host Ed Forman (created by comedian Aaron Ross) is packing his bags and moving to Hollywood. Forman is going out big: Ross plans to cram the stage with every last one of his show’s previous guests. AH
Dante’s, 1 SW 3rd, 10 pm, $3