While I doubt that Eastbound & Down (starring Danny McBride as ex-baseball megastar Kenny Powers) will ever touch the dizzying heights of hilarity reached in season one, I’m certain I’ll still watch every episode in season three. Because… confederate flag boogie board.

Eastbound & Down season three debuts Sunday, February 19.

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)