There's been a teaser or two already, but here's the full trailer for The Social Network, AKA "that Facebook movie," which is written by your parents' favorite TV writer, Aaron Sorkin, and directed by David Fincher, who's a total badass whenever he isn't making anything that has the words "Benjamin" or "Button" in the title. Even though Trent Reznor's doing The Social Network's score, this trailer plays to a choral version of Radiohead's "Creep," which is fitting, since it's about Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg (played by Jesse Eisenberg), who everyone more or less unanimously agrees is a total creep. The film also features the Red Riding trilogy's Andrew Garfield (AKA "the new Spider-Man"), Joseph Mazzello (AKA "that kid who got sneezed on by a brachiosaur in Jurassic Park"*), and Rashida Jones, who you might know from The Office, Parks and Recreation, and that awesome dream I had last night.

It's a very good trailer, and even though Benjamin Button blew, I'm willing to give Fincher the benefit of the doubt—if anyone can make a movie about Facebook entertaining, it's gonna be him. Now it's only a matter of time until the sequel, 140 Characters, which should probably star Justin Bieber as Jack Dorsey. It should also have a runtime of no longer than two minutes, and it should be scored entirely with a choral version of Chumbawamba's "Tubthumping."

*This is, obviously, erroneous. See comments for shame-faced correction.