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Best line:
“You’re not with the PR staff, are you?”
Leave my brother ALONE!
Right on!
A longshoreman cussing people out!? Now I’ve heard everything.
That’s a real good way to get people on your side. NOT!!!! What a jerlk-off. Glad I don’t have to work around him.
Clearly the parents are to blame. Who the hell names their kid “Fuck You Cocksucker”?
Wow, he is just oozing repressed homo desire.
nice talk
@dmitrir: You think he’s cranky, you should meet his sister All Day.
After the way they have been misrepresented and shit on by the media, I can understand.
I think Steve should drive up there and ask if he can join their badminton league.
Stay classy
Todd — well-played sir!
They should’ve had Joe Smith from “Live@7” go up there and interview the guy. Make Joe think he was doing a live remote from some arts-related happening that he knows nothing about. Maybe a one man play?
This REALLY needs to be auto-tuned into a catchy little ditty like the Antoine Dodson Bed Intruder song (“hide your kids, hide your wife”). BLOGTOWN I CHALLENGE THEE!!!!
dmitrir, very yes. I would understand Longshoreman the Cocksucker, but that first name is waaaay overboard.
now to learn how to auto-tune with available freeware
As a person who was born and raised in the Longview/Kelso area, I believe the Earth would be a much better place if we just nuked the place.
Seriously, an irradiated hole in the ground is many, many steps better than the hellhole it is today.
If someone can actually autotune that, I’ll post it on Blogtown AND dig up some sort of (probably crappy) prize.
Don’t blame him one bit. Longview life is pretty bleak at the moment, companies taking advantage is nothing new and workers dont like it a bit
@Todd, I think I’d like to meet his sister.
I sent a message via youtube to those cats that autotune the news with a link to the longshoreman. We shall see what becomes of it.
@dmitrir: You said a mouthful.
@pork chop: Are these like those Russian circus cats? Amazing what they can do.
Shit!!!! What happened to the video!?
How about “You Fucking Cocksuckers – – – Sucking Cock Fuckers You!” Like a god ole Army Recruitment Pitch ?o