AMUSEMENT
· Wunderland at the Avalon (Nickel arcade, old and new games, all 5¢, $2.25 entry.)
3451 SE Belmont, 238-1617
· Ground Kontrol Retrocade (Joust, Galaga, Ms. Pac Man. Mon-Thurs: 11-10, Fri: 11-12, Sat-Sun: 12-10. All games 25¢, "Just like the '80s!")
610 SW 12th, 796-9364
or 3409 SE Hawthorne, 235-3729
· Hollywood Bowl (Mon-Thurs, $1 games after 9 pm.)
4030 NE Halsey, 288-9237
· Oaks Amusement Park (Thrill rides, rollerskating, old-school amusement park with a real wild-west show! )
At the end of SE Spokane at the Willamette River, 236-5722
ALL AGES VENUES
· Meow Meow
527 SE Pine, 230-2111
· Crystal Ballroom (The floor bounces! Wheeeee!)
1332 W Burnside, 225-0047 x239
· Paris Theatre
6 SW 3rd Ave, 224-8313
· Ethos, Inc.
2 N Killingsworth, 241-8824
CHEAP CINEMAS
· Clinton St. Theatre (Featuring weird and wild short films! $4-6.)
2522 SE Clinton, 238-8899
· Laurelhurst Theatre ($2 movies, $4 for a pint and a slice.)
2735 E Burnside, 232-5511
· Hollywood Theatre ($3.50, $2 on Mondays. It may look fancy, but it's cheap!)
4122 NE Sandy, 281-4215
ALTERNATIVE VIDEO STORES
· Movie Madness (If you don't mind being bumped into 100 times, you can find some great, obscure movies.)
4320 SE Belmont, 234-4363
· Videorama (A staff who really knows what they're talking about!)
2940 NE Alberta, 288-4067
· Clinton St Video
2501 SE Clinton St, 236-9030
GROCERY STORES
· Daily Grind (With the Urban Onion vegetarian cafeteria.)
4026 SE Hawthorne, 233-5521
· People's Food Co-op
3029 SE 21st, 232-9051
· Food Front
222-5658, 2375 NW Thurman
· Limbo (True, it's not vegetarian...but hey! They sell vegetables don't they??)
4707 SE 39th (next to Trader Joe's), 774-8008
VEGETARIAN RESTAURANTS
· Paradox Palace Cafe (Inexpensive, grungy, mostly vegan.)
3439 SE Belmont, 232-7508
· Counter Culture (Creative, rotating menu, mid-range prices.)
3000 NE Killingsworth, 249-3799
· Vita Cafe (Worthwhile vegan food that really doesn't taste like raw oatmeal.)
3024 NE Alberta, 335-8233
MEAT
· Ringside Steakhouse (Steak, potato, broccoli...grunt.)
2165 W Burnside, 223-1513
· Acropolis (Steaks and strippers--no shit!)
8325 SE McLoughlin, 231-9611
MONKEYS
· Oregon Zoo (It's like jail...except for animals.)
4001 SW Canyon Rd, 226-1561
· 3 Monkeys (Monkey-inspired novelty items)
803 NW 23rd, 222-9894
STRIP CLUBS
· Magic Gardens (Where strippers have been seen dancing to The Who's "Seeker.")
217 NW 4th, 224-8472
· Darcelles XV (Female impersonators and late, straight, male strip show.)
208 NW 3rd, 222-5338
· Mary's Club (Naked babes... purrrr.)
129 SW Broadway, 227-3023
· Silverado (Men in g-strings... yeehaw!)
1217 SW Stark, 224-4493
CLUBS
· Mensa of Oregon (Think you're pretty smart, don't ya?)
www.mensa.org, 227-7173
· Restful Haven Nudist Club (It's restful, it's naked, it's a haven...who can pass that up?)
PO Box 248, North Plains, 647-2449
KEGS
· Portland Brewing Co.
2730 NW 31st, 226-7623
· Widmer
929 N Russell, 281-BIER
· Miller Beer (Cash necessary)
Columbia Distributing Co.
6840 N Cutter Circle, 289-9600
FAVORITE HAPPY HOURS
· Angelo's (Monday nights, 75¢ Olympia stubbies.)
4620 SE Hawthorne, 231-0337
· The Rabbit Hole (Tuesday nights, 50¢ pints of Pabst and karaoke.)
203 SE Grand, 231-2925
· Sweetwater's Jam House ($2 well drinks every night from 10 pm-2 am.)
3350 SE Morrison, 233-0333
DRUGS
• Apollo Chemical Co. (Set up your own meth lab in the dorm!)
6647 NE 47th, 249-8455
• American Agriculture (Hydroponics equipment and supplies. Need we say more?)
9220 SE Stark, 256-2400
• Down by the River (Take a nice stroll...who knows what you'll find?)
Waterfront Park, South of the Burnside Bridge
• Walgreen's (24 hours--but you have to have a prescription. Boooo!)
940 SE 39th & Belmont, 238-5975
ALL NIGHT EATS
• The Roxy (Smoky, goth, diner grub.)
1121 SW Stark, 223-9160
• La Casita Taqueria (24 horas, Jueves-Sábado, and their fish tacos rock!)
436 E Burnside, 234-8894
• Montage (Open until 4 am, featuring mac 'n' cheese and gumbo.)
301 SE Morrison, 234-1324
"PERSONAL" PROBLEMS
· Westover Heights Clinic
2330 NW Flanders, 226-6678
· Laurelhurst Women's Clinic
5050 NE Hoyt, 231-0407
· Planned Parenthood
3231 SE 50th, 775-0861
or 4326 NE Killingsworth, 288-8826
PIZZA DELIVERY
· Pizza Luna (Foofy, but not bad.)
1708 NE Broadway, 335-3059
or West Hills QFC Shopping Center
7535 SW Barnes, 292-3500
· Oasis Cafe (Well, they deliver.)
3701 SE Hawthorne, 231-0901
BREAKFAST JOINTS
· Juniors Cafe (Good luck getting a table.)
1742 SE 12th, 235-5474
· The Cricket Cafe (Underrated. Just as good as the rest of 'em, but no wait.)
3159 SE Belmont, 235-9348
· La Patisserie (Cozy in winter.)
208 NW Couch, 248-9898
· Milo's City Cafe (Kind of yuppie, but kickass eggs benedict.)
1325 NE Broadway, 288-6456
$$ FAST AND EASY $$
· Alpha Plasma Center ($115 in four visits and you get to spin the "Plasma Wheel of Fortune.")
2705 SE Ankeny, 231-1950
or 11 NW 5th, 224-1227
· Smoke Pot--Get Paid ("It's like a paid vacation!")
Just volunteer to be tested, and you can make thousands! Lots of artists and deadbeats do it.
727-5460 www.confidentialreport.com
FURNISHING BODY AND HOUSE
· Buffalo Exchange Ltd. (Trade in your old crap for some new [old] crap.)
1420 SE 37th, 234-1302
· Nordstrom Rack (Designer labels at cheap-skate prices.)
401 SW Morrison, 299-1815
· Red Light Clothing Exchange (Cool vintage wear.)
3590 SW Hawthorne, 963-8888
· Magpie (Retro, retro, retro!)
520 SW 9th, 220-0920
· Goodwill (Cheap furniture, household items...why shop at the Pottery Barn?)
1943 SE 6th, 238-6165
or 2215 W Burnside, 224-3084
· Thrift World
2330 SE 182nd, 667-7950
BOOKSTORES
· Reading Frenzy (Zines, independent publications.)
921 SW Oak, 274-1449
· Laughing Horse Books (Political.)
3652 SE Division, 236-2893
· Powell's Books
General info: 228-4651
1005 W Burnside
or 3723 SE Hawthorne
RELIGIOUS SECTS
· Baha'I Faith (Founded in Persia in the mid-19th century, post-messianic.)
PO Box 255 Beaverton, 646-1652
· International Christian Leprosy Mission, Inc. (Could we have a little compassion here, please?)
PO Box 23353, Portland, 244-5935
· Humanists of Greater Portland (Humanists my ass! They're stinking, Commie Athiests... we're only kidding about the Commie part.)
222-5531
PO Box 3936, Portland 97208
· Church of Elvis (Now, we're not saying he's alive but....)
720 SW Ankeny, 226-3671
MUSIC STORES
· Jackpot Records (Good indie, punk, new and used. Will buy from you!)
3736 SE Hawthorne, 239-7561
· Everyday Music (New and used, open till midnight.) Rock/Pop/R&B 274-0961
Jazz and Classical
1313 W Burnside, 274-1700
or 1931 NE Sandy, 239-7610
· Ozone Records (The best independent record resource in the Pacific Northwest)
1036 W Burnside, 227-1975
· Platinum Records (Good hip-hop, reggae, R&B.)
104 SW 2nd, 222-9166
WINGS AND WHEELS
· Radio Cab Co. 227-1212
· Broadway Cab Inc. 227-1234
· Tri-Met 238-RIDE
· Greyhound Bus Lines 800-231-2222
Evergreen Stage Line, 285-9845
· Council Travel (Student travel agency, sponsors work-abroad programs.)
1430 SW Park, 228-1900
· Consolidator Network Inc. (Eight stop-overs and you have to leave at 2 am, but dang, it's cheap!)
674-6867
· Amtrak
800 NW 6th, 241-1187