SCORPIO Oct. 23-Nov.21
Oh, you emotional scorpion! Count on being in an absolute tizzy for the first part of the month! However, what's that coming over the horizon on the 18th and 19th? Maybe that much sought-after promotion at work? Prepare to show the world a new you by purchasing a black Kenneth Cole shoulder bag... it's only 300 bucks!
SAGITTARIUS Nov. 22-Dec. 21
When the moon moves into Virgo on the 9th and 10th, that can only mean one thing: STRESS with a capital "S"! Soothe those excess worry lines with Origins Ginger Souffle exfollient. A $25 investment that will make you (and everyone around you) feel much better.
CAPRICORN Dec. 22-Jan. 19
No doubt about it, goat! You are a party animal--especially in early November! So before that wave of post-activity depression sinks in on the 11th and 12th, make sure to pick up that darling pair of Peek-a-Boo Pumps from Hype! (A steal at only $109.)
AQUARIUS Jan.20-Feb. 18
Fiscal responsibilites! They're never very far away from YOU, Aquarius! So when the moon moves into Capricorn on the18th, be sure to spend your money wisely. And that means an economically fashionable and sleek flexi-band watch from Tommy Hilfiger ($85)! A great way to continue looking "wealthier-than-thou!"
PISCES Feb. 19-Mar. 20
Ms. Fish, you've been working too much! Ah, but the end is in sight! That romantic Scorpio moon is setting the stage for l'amour on the 13th and 14th, so put down this magazine and rush out to get that $50 Pink Lace Thong from Christine Vancouver! You might not be in it long, but trust us... it's worth every penny.
ARIES Mar. 21-Apr. 19
Questions! Questions! Questions! That's what's swirling in the head of the Ram this month. And while you may have to wait for Mr. Aquarius moon to reveal the answers on the 20th, I have one answer you can depend on right now. The answer is "YES"; you should definitely purchase that stunning Mongolian Lamb-lined Suede Jacket from Express for only $198.
TAURUS Apr. 20-May 20
While you may be swimming in romance on the 23rd and 24th, your "very special one" may try to discourage you regarding money matters. Tell that delicious hunk to put a sock in it, because you simply must have that lacy gold Newport News camisole, which excuse me? Is only $25.
GEMINI May 21-June 20
Everyone wants a piece of you this month, Gemini. Just inform them you'll have none of it! The 15th and 17th are "ME" days for you to look into that mirror and do some soul searching. But don't you think you'll be easier to look at if you're wearing some divine Pink Teardrop Earrings from Boucher ($90)?
CANCER June 21-July 22
You are truly a saucy little crab, aren't you, Cancer? While you may have your fun thanks to the Scorpio moon on the 13th and 14th, don't let nasty rumors spoil the success coming your way on the 18th. A classy wide-brimmed hat from Patricia Underwood ($300) should put any nasty-talk to rest.
LEO July 23-Aug. 22
You're not going to like hearing this, Leo... but you're going to have trouble getting your way from the 5th to the 10th. That's why honing your feminine wiles is the key. If you need to turn the screws, start off by applying any of the Christian Dior Duo Couture eyeshadows. For just 25 smackers, that little smoky addition above the eyes will have that stubborn man begging for mercy.
VIRGO Aug. 23-Sept. 22
Stop the presses, Virgo! The man of your dreams--the man of all men--will be arriving on the 14th! Are you ready? No, you are NOT! Because you simply must have that one thing that sets you apart from all those other pasty tramps! And that one thing is a HOT stiletto red boot from Red Diba ($109). Ahhh, the future is certain.
LIBRA Sept. 23-Oct. 22
Career decisions should become the forefront between the 18th and 24th. But are you actually going to approach your boss with that ugly rat's nest of a 'do? For all our sakes, pick up a can of of TIGI Headbanger Way-out Wax ($18.95). And only apply it to the bottom half of your mane, Messy Molly. Nothing says "pink slip" like greasy roots.
