Things I saw on my visits to Virtuous Pie, the new vegan pizza place on Southeast Division: a white lady with unicorn-colored dreadlocks. A full shin tattoo of Christina Ricci as Wednesday Addams. A $35 T-shirt emblazoned with the phrase ā€œThat Plant Life.ā€ And a pair of teens wearing matching flannels and performing copious PDA who waited 20 minutes to order, then left just before it was their turn.

And of course I was heckled by the couple seated next to me after telling them I wasnā€™t vegan.

Virtuous Pie is exhausting. Iā€™m glad itā€™s here.

Iā€™ll never be a vegan, but the introduction of a fast-casual pizza, ice cream, and coffee spot on the cityā€™s most popular restaurant streetā€”with its decor of tropical monstera plants and splashes of Millennial pinkā€”is a welcome advancement for the cause.

By its model, Virtuous Pie is not gourmetā€”its 10-inch pies run $10-$14, similar to Heart Pizza or other national quick-fire chains. Everything is vegan, from the house-made cashew cheese to the nut-cream based ice creams, also made on site.

Considering a big part of most pizzas is the cheese, Virtuous Pie handles the challenge fairly well. I was most skeptical about the margherita, which subs in cashew mozzarella, but keeps a robust San Marzano tomato sauce and a smattering of fresh basil. Thereā€™s not a lot of room to hide on a three-ingredient pizza, but it was my favorite, even if the cheese didnā€™t string like its dairy muse.

Interestingly, after working my way through the better part of the menu, the issue with Virtuous Pieā€™s plant-based creations doesnā€™t lie in flavor, but texture. Done simply, like the margherita, thereā€™s not much to be missed if youā€™re comparing it to a non-vegan pizza from the same price range.

But when the crust, which tastes good but isnā€™t at all crispy, gets loaded down with the fake meats and cheeses, all of which maintain a uniform mushy texture, itā€™s a bit harder to enjoy. This is particularly apparent with the Meatball + Chevre, topped with Baerlic Brewing chorizo ā€œmeatballs,ā€ creamed spinach, lemon herb ā€œchevre,ā€ basil, and fresh ā€œparm.ā€ The flavor is lovely: the chorizo is savory, the lemon pops, and the non-parm parmesan is far better (and way more natural) than that stuff that comes out of a green can. I thought it was the best thing on the menu, until I got halfway through a sliceā€”thereā€™s no chew to the ā€œmeat,ā€ no crunch from the veg, and no real give to the crust. No thanks.

Other pizzas abandon fake cheese altogether, becoming more like flatbreads. This flopped on the Stranger Wings, with a too-sparse application of not-so-spicy buffalo cauliflower and a drizzling of ā€œblue cheeseā€ sauce.

The biggest surprise? I really enjoyed a gluten-free AND vegan pizza, and Iā€™m the type of person who visibly recoils at the thought. We ordered the Curry Mile with a gluten-free crust ($3 extra) just to see what the hell would happen. Virtuous Pieā€™s take is cracker-thin and crisp, and along with the roasted cashews on this Indian-inspired pie, there was finally some textural relief. Meanwhile, the chickpea curry was well-spiced and the mint raita was refreshing.

The side salads claim to be seasonally inspired, but the ingredientsā€”kale, quinoa, cabbage, and avocado among themā€”donā€™t reflect that itā€™s late summer. Iā€™d love to see a gorgeous celebration of local produce on a pizza or in a saladā€”that margherita would have been a wonder with thick-sliced heirlooms right now. But again, this is not gourmet. Itā€™s fast casual.

The ice creams, available to go by the pint, or by the scoop or flight in-house, are better than the pizzas. The ā€œcharcoal + banana + coconutā€ is the visual scene stealer, pitch black and ready to join the goth food craze, but both the ā€œdouble chocolate + salted caramelā€ and the ā€œlavender + lemonā€ provided more payoff in taste. I didnā€™t get a chance to try the vegan ice cream and kombucha float, but hereā€™s me letting you know itā€™s a thing that exists.

The continued expansion of this mini-Canadian empire (it has three locations between Vancouver and Toronto), and the eager crowds hereā€”its first US locationā€”show thereā€™s an appetite for vegan pizza. Fortunately, it seems Virtuous Pie also has the aptitude to provide it.