In an announcement that will shock the shit out of your colon and into your pants, Frito Lay has announced they will NOT be airing two gay-themed Doritos ads during the Super Bowl. Apparently, the following two ads (which are getting verrrry mixed reviews from the gay community) were entered into an advertising contest for the chips, and for reasons that will continue to baffle humanity until the end of time, didn't make the final Super Bowl cut. Read more about it here, and watch what you'll be missing below.