In this Vine quickie, awful, abysmal human being Chris Brown gets dunked on by 7-foot-tall Detroit Pistons center Andre Drummond. (It’s actually better the second time you watch it as Andre looks like he’s shoving Brown’s stupid head straight at the floor as he goes in for the slammy.)

This also allows me to repost one of my favorite Good Morning News videos of the entire year—Froggy Fresh and Money Maker Mike performing “Dunked On.” WHY CHRIS CRYIN’? ‘CUZ HE JUST GOT DUNKED ON!!

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

2 replies on “Why Chris Brown Cryin’? ‘CUZ HE JUST GOT DUNKED ON!”

  1. After my son viewed this video in my house.. (he’s 5, we’re little tike basketball freaks) He calls me Captain Poopy Shoes, and he now challenges me by yelling “You’re bout to get dunked on” lmao Thanks for making my son laugh with your post Steven Humphrey! My son thanks you!

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