MUST...EAT...FOOD! - Portland Mercury

THE YEAR OF EATING DANGEROUSLY
Sharing an Eating Disorder with My Best Friend
by Katia Dunn
THE NEW SPRING LINE OF LIQUOR
A Lush's Guide to the New and Unusual
by Wm. Steven Humphrey and Quinn Viladas
SWEETS FOR THE SWEET
Manipulation through Licorice
by Kathleen Wilson
SUCKIN' THE BONE
Chicken Necks with a Friend
by Jeff DeRoche
TWENTY-NINE CENT HAMBURGER
Everyone Has a Price; Especially When Starving
by Monica Drake
AH'M HOWN-GRAY! (TRANSLATION: "I'M HUNGRY.")
A GUIDE T O THE BEST PORTLAND EATS
compiled by Wm. Steven Humphrey, Phil Busse, Julianne Shepherd, Katia Dunn, Quinn Viladas, Katie Shimer, Jessica Troiano, Monica Drake, and Louise Ross

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