Bartini, 2108 NW Glisan, 4-6:30 pm daily, half-price martinis

Bartini has about a gazillion martinis on the menu, ranging from the classics to froofy concoctions like the Bananas Foster. Unleash your inner sorority girl during happy hour, when all of the cocktails are half price.

Night Light, 2100 SE Clinton, 3-7 pm daily, $1 off wells, $1 off wine

The classy Night Light offers breaks on wells and wine, plus a cheapie food menu for all your post-work noshing needs.

Bar Pastiche, 3731 SE Hawthorne, Sun-Thurs 11pm-midnight, Fri-Sat midnight-2 am, half price food, $2 drafts, $3 wine special

Savory items are half price during happy hour, so you can scarf down twice as many snack-sized delicacies from Bar Pastiche's bountiful display case.

La Merde, 301 SE Morrison, Mon-Fri, 4-6 pm, $3 wells, $3 drafts

Le Bistro Montage's lounge delivers $3 wells and drafts, alongside their inventive house cocktails and lengthy wine list—not to mention a bar food list that includes spicy gator rolls and deep-fried pickles.