Credit: Aaron Lee + Kathleen Marie

Those of us on the Mercury โ€™s crack team of arts writers are ready for winter to be over, but if we have to sit through six more weeks of this shit, at least weโ€™ll be entertainedโ€”and so will you. From comedy to true crime, the Mercuryโ€™s Spring Arts & Culture Guide has you covered, with all of the cityโ€™s essential arts and culture to get you through the end of winter. We sorted through the Oregon Symphonyโ€™s spring performances so you know which ones to see and which ones to ignore. We chatted with Shelley McLendon, queen of Portland sketch comedy (long may she reign) about whatโ€™s in store to make you laugh during the spring and summer months. We sifted through the long-running true crime investigations of writer Michelle McNamara, whose book on a California serial killer will be published posthumously this spring. We talked with arts scene up-and-comers, including winning defender of millennial culture Shaun Scott, a promising new group changing the face and voice of Portland theater, and the curators of a gallery named after fruit (and Yoko Ono). We even found an art installation in Director Park that may help treat your seasonal affective disorder. Spring canโ€™t come soon enough. Let us distract you while you wait.