This is from April 30's episode of Larry King Live, and... well... I first thought Dan Aykroyd was kidding. Right? I mean, the way he suggests that aliens were watching 9/11, and then in the same sentence suggests that they didn't see it—otherwise we'd all be dead? His weird, non-sequitur, 30-years-too-late condemnation of cocaine? The texting while driving thing? At any rate, this is the most unhinged, out-of-touch rant since Andy Rooney, and maybe it's just a joke. But maybe we should be just a little bit worried, too, huh?

Via Warming Glow.