Considering that the entire staff at the Mercury looks like this today… you’ll have to click here to look at some great events for the weekend. Damn you drunken karaoke, you’ve stolen my will to live! Ow, even exclamation points hurt my head.
Courtney Ferguson
Mercury copy chief and appreciator of the most sophisticated form of comedy: PUNS!
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Once More with Feeling
Repo! The Genetic Opera: A rock opera starring Paris Hilton? FINALLY!
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Not So Groovy
Damn it! I was supposed to interview Bruce Campbell (!!!) today, but he had to reschedule. Instead I’ll have to watch the My Name Is Bruce trailer for the quadrillionth time. Please join me in my endeavor. Hooch for the pooch! My Name Is Bruce will be playing at the Fox Tower 10 on December […]
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Tween + Vampire = Wuv
Nope, It’s Not Twilight. It’s Sweden’s Let the Right One In
The cold fish of Swedish vampire flick Let the Right One In.
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Repo! The Genetic Opera
A perfect indication of what you’re in for with Repo! The Genetic Opera: On Monday at Portland’s only screening, the Clinton Street Theater was packed to the too-small leather-pants gills with chubby corset-wearing Lovecraftians… and they were all wearing glow sticks around their necks. It was like if your older, nerdier sister blew her entire […]
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Socks Says, Go Rock Out Tonight
There’s soon to be a new cat in the White House, so why not continue your celebration by checking out some music? Here’s some suggestions: Arlene Schnitzer Concert Hall-Experience Hendrix: Mitch Mitchell, Billy Cox, Buddy Guy, Jonny Lang, Kenny Wayne Shepherd, Robby Krieger, Hubert Sumlin, Chris Layton, Mike McCready, 8 pm, all agesBranx-Neon: Lady Adie, […]
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Of Bloody Belly Buttons and Scary Mascots
Bobby Hacker’s Cars III: Patton Oswalt called him a genius!
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Ghost Story
Here Is the Obligatory Halloween Horror Movie You Requested!
Okay, so 100 Feet had me whimpering. What?!
