IT WAS A PRIMARY ELECTION season marked, from the Democratic presidential contest on down, by excruciatingly close races—at least according to the pre-election day polls and punditry. According to poll numbers, Sho Dozono was holding Sam Adams under the 50 percent mark in the race for Portland mayor, and Steve Novick was consistently neck and […]
Courtney Ferguson
Mercury copy chief and appreciator of the most sophisticated form of comedy: PUNS!
Aslan Is a Prig
The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian marks the dubious return to the magical land of Narnia, where lions are even more Jesus-y and those four Pevensie kids get on your last good nerve. Prince Caspian is also, without a doubt, better than the first Narnia film, The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe, but while […]
Spike and Mike’s Sick and Twisted Animation Festival
Spike and Mike’s Sick and Twisted Animation Festival is like eating too many delicacies in one sitting—caviar, brains, truffles, chocolates… it’s a bit intense. But it’s not the “sick” or the “twisted” that’s too much—96 minutes just isn’t enough time to digest all the animation shorts that get thrown your way. (Granted, we’re talking about […]
The Resurrectionist
Jack O’Connell’s The Resurrectionist starts out standard enoughโin a book club sort of wayโwith a man, Sweeney, who is dealing with the rage and guilt of losing his six-year-old son to a coma and then his wife to suicide. But, holy hell, things get weird fast. Enter Nadia, a femme fatale nurse who’s the matriarch […]
Cannibals Are Not Vegans
Cannibal Holocaust dir. Ruggero Deodato Plays Sat April 12 Hollywood Theatre Cannibal Holocaust is exactly as tasteful as its title implies. The organizers of the Grindhouse Film Festival, who’re sponsoring this screening, promise, “This film is absolutely guaranteed to shock, offend, and disgust.” Yeah, that’s pretty much right. Granted, this is a rare chance to […]
Pravda
Man, I had a pickle of a time reading Edward Docx’s second novel, Pravda. Fifty pages in, I was fit to throw his twisted knot of metaphors at the wall. Two hundred pages in and I’d calmed down considerably, even if Docx’s use of literary whatzits was still as thick as London fog. Fortunately for […]
Then We Came to the End
Compared ad nauseam by every literary critic in the business to Joseph Heller’s Catch-22, Joshua Ferris’ debut novel Then We Came to the End doesn’t live up to the hype. While amusing and spot-on, the clinging gimmickry of the novel’s collective first-person voice (“We walked to the cafeteria”; “We gathered in her cubicle”) never transcends […]
Shutter: The Name Says it All
Is it just me or does it seem really racist to assume that any window reflection of an Asian person is a ghost? Shutter dares to disagree. Is it just me or is it near impossible to get a movie theater to focus the motherfucking projector when you’re watching the latest piece-of-shit Asian horror-film remake? […]
Yawn
Remember that spate of great indie films in the late ’90s? Affliction, In the Bedroom, Happiness, Cookie’s Fortune: all similar in their portrayal of dysfunctional families, told via indie-film sensibilities. Sleepwalking wishes it could include itself on that list, but not even a time machine could transport this lifeless relic back to that heyday. With […]
Old Friend from Far Away
I once worked at a school for wanna-be life coaches, where I was surrounded by hundreds of self-help and motivational books. The students I saw every day (mostly middle-aged divorced women) were constantly trying to convince me of the life-changing benefits of reading Dr. Phil and The Road Less Traveled. I was skeptical. I gave […]
The Delivery Man
The Delivery Man packs a wallop, in that Bret Easton Ellis “my characters live in an ethical vacuum and they love it” sort of way, but author Joe McGinniss Jr. has a voice of his own. Yes, his characters live in the epitome of a moral morassโLas Vegasโbut these twentysomething desert rats are searching for […]
Ghost Whisperer
The plot is ludicrous. In Over Her Dead Body, a gigantic angel ice sculpture crushes dead-eyed Kate (Eva Longoria Parker) on her wedding day. Her fiancé, Henry (Paul Rudd), begrudgingly consults a psychic a year later to see if Kate’s ghost will let him start dating again. His psychic, Ashley (Lake Bell), falls for him. […]
