Don’t be afraid to express yourselves here, Gleeks. I’ve found a spot behind this jump where our wild theatricality won’t freak out the normals! Casting call for the live action “Heavy Metal” movie I’m an old grouch. I can literally think of dozens of performers I would rather see teach the kids at William McKinley […]
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Posted inVideo Games
Human Centipede: The Video Game
When I had the pleasure and honor of reviewing internet meme/gross-out film The Human Centipede a few months ago I remember thinking, “This will make a great video game.” I also remember thinking, “If I close my eyes and plug my ears the bad man onscreen can’t graft my ass to someone’s mouth.” Turns out […]
Posted inFashion
CoolWatch: Vampires are Out, Werewolves are In
Greetings fellow (r)adults! It’s sometimes hard to keep up with the newest trends, so here’s a little tip about what’s Cool™ with the Now Generation™:WEREWOLVES! I’m gonna go buy a tail. Team Jacob! Via
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The Keebler Elves Lose a Worker, New Year’s Eve Gains a Star
Hey, remember the movie Valentine’s Day? It came out last year when the recession forced Hollywood to merge all of 2009’s romantic comedies/dramas into one film we all can enjoy/tolerate? Marjorie Skinner praised it’s characters who “aren’t on screen long enough [for you] to get annoyed with them”? It starred JessicaAlbaKathyBatesJessicaBielJamieFoxxAshtonKutcherQueenLatifahEtc.? Right! Now you remember! […]
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Navel Diving
The Exploding Girl Doesn’t Feature a Single Explosion!
The Exploding Girl: an enjoyable trip down a twentysomething’s navel.
Posted inHomo
Gleegasm: Dream a Little Dream of Artie
This is it, folks: the best episode of Glee yet. I was sold from minute one as Neil Patrick Harris smirked his way through “Daydream Believer” with a mullet and a bouquet of flaming flowers. I will lay out all the reasons this episode was awesome under the jump. Be warned: I’m using a lot […]
Posted inMedia
“Being Hated Pays My Bills”: An Exclusive Interview with Spencer Pratt
This Friday Matt “The Law” Lindland, Olympic wrestler and former Republican nominee for the House of Representatives, will be facing off in the Rose Garden against “King” Kevin Casey. Casey is an up-and-coming fighter in the MMA (mixed martial arts) who earned a brown belt under Brazilian jiu-jitsu legend, Rickson Gracie. Exuding extreme intensity over […]
Posted inTheater & Performance
Glee Brings “Glorified High School Talent Show” To You
First of all, I’m actually really embarrassed to admit that I had no idea that “Gleeks” was an actual term for Glee fans. I must be the worst Gleeporter in the world to have that thought that I birthed that myself a couple of weeks ago as a lighter version of the more popular “Gleetard.” […]
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Ask a Dead Teenager
Letters to Juliet: That’s Amoronic!
Letters to Juliet: postcard porn by the gondola-load.
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Christopher Nolan Presents: Toy Story 3
Like Erik, I’m super-psyched about Christopher Nolan’s new film, Inception. And like the rest of the world, I have no idea what it’s about. That’s why this mashup of clips from the upcoming Toy Story 3 with that trailer’s audio is so wonderful (and surprisingly more sinister than the original). Also, Joseph Gordon-Levitt plays Mr. […]
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Gleegasm: Making Out With An Armpit
Well, here we are again, gleetards. I already dished about this episode with half of Mrs. Simpson’s homeroom, but I’ve got ten minutes before second period gym. Let’s go by the eighth grade lockers so no losers can listen in. Better yet, let’s go behind this jump. Compared to the last few weeks I have […]