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R.I.P. Portland Wrestling

2003-2003

Miss Rent-to-Own-Auto’s hands were raised up to her face in either giddy happiness or exaggerated anxiety. Her dress traced her curves as if painted on, her eyes wide and bright, and under the searing lights of the television studio, her teeth glittered with strobe-light intensity. Her excessive, honed sex appeal was overwhelming; her vaguely nauseating […]

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