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BATTERY MAKER!!! A Swiss company has picked Portland for its US headquarters. The company, ReVolt, makes batteries for electric vehicles. Mayor Adams says he’s “charged up” about the news. Groan. MAN IN BICYCLE CRASH GOING 40MPH!!! Say witnesses. SKYPE ALMIGHTY!!! eBay is selling its stake in the company for $1.9billion. HURRICANE JIMENA!!! Threatens Mexico resort. […]

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City Staffers Telling Public Tomorrow’s Sit/Lie Meeting Is Closed

City Commissioner Amanda Fritz’s staffers have told the organizer of a 340-strong Facebook group against the renewal of the sit/lie ordinance that tomorrow’s meeting on a “sidewalk management strategy” in the Rose Room at 1pm is for “commissioners and stakeholders only.” Defense attorney Chris O’Connor, who organized the group, asked if he could attend the […]

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Salem Lobbyist: I’m Not Sourcing Smear Stories

A Salem lobbyist has denied sourcing smear stories about Democratic legislators whose interests run contrary to those of the companies she represents. Hasina Squires, a lobbyist for Dutch Pacific Resources, was accused over the weekend by Blue Oregon blogger Carla Axtman of spreading stories about former Tigard state representative Larry Galizio. LARRY GALIZIO SANDWICH: HASINA […]

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DEATH SPIRAL The national “death panels” insanity has its roots right here in Oregon: DEATH SPIRAL: ILLUSTRATION BY BT LIVERMORE FEMINISTS VS.PETA We succumb to PETA’s obvious desire to generate publicity with those fatty vegetarian ads. FREE INSULATION! Sam Adams launches a pilot sustainability program for 500 homes. Get yours. TRUST ISSUES PDC struggles to […]

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BICYCLIST KILLED IN NE BY HIT AND RUN DRIVER… More on this, shortly… REPLACE TED!!! Push grows for a fast replacement to the Democratic senator. NEW JOBLESS CLAIMS FALL!!! Another “it’s moderately less awful than it was last week” recession story. OBAMA WANTS TO ABORT YOUR GRANDMOTHER!!! There’s a new front line in the health […]

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