ARE YOU READY FOR SOME HILARIOUS, SCARY FUN? Then get your tickets NOW for the 2nd annual (and terrifyingly entertaining) SLAY film fest, jump-scaring you LIVE and IN-PERSON at the Clinton Street Theater on Friday, October 29 and Saturday, October 30! (Or stream it online if you prefer!) If you missed last year’s SLAY, here’s […]
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Get Your Tickets Now to Watch HUMP! 2021โLive and In-Person at Revolution Hall!
You are in desperate need of sexy fun… and help is on the way! We’re thrilled to announce that tickets for the 2021 edition of HUMP!โAmerica’s sweetest li’l porn festโare now on sale! And even better… you can watch it LIVE and IN-PERSON on an actual, big movie screen at Revolution Hall, alongside hundreds of […]
New Savage Lovecast: Apple’s iPhone Surveillance, Explained
A man’s randy co-worker has slept with the wives of other workers and tons of women on the job. He nearly got fired for it, but he’s back. Should the caller confront this man and tell him to knock it off? Warn all the females on staff? If someone you were chatting with from an […]
Check Out the Trailer for the Sexy, Stoney, and TERRIFYING Mercury Move Mashup!
If you love sex, weed, and having the crap scared out of you, do we have a movie event for you! It’s called the MERCURY‘S MOVIE MASHUPโand it’s showing live and in-person at the Clinton Street Theater on Friday, September 10 and Saturday, September 11! Here’s how it works: We’re combining THREE of our world-famous […]
New Savage Lovecast: Welcome to Kinkyville!
Everyone’s worried that they are taking up too much space. A straight man feels guilty that he signed up for an activity meant for folks in the LGBT community. And, a transman ventured into a gay leather bar with his girlfriend and got the stink-eye. Is it cool to bring your girlfriend into a dedicated […]
Catch the Mercury Movie Mashup, Live and In-Person at the Clinton Street Theater!
If you love sex, weed, and having the crap scared out of you, do we have a movie event for you! It’s called the MERCURY‘S SUMMER MOVIE MASHUPโand it’s showing live and in-person at the Clinton Street Theater on Friday, September 10 and Saturday, September 11! Here’s how it works: We’re combining THREE of our […]
Thanks for Making Burger Week Such a Smashing Successโand Stand By for the Also Delicious WING WEEK in October!
The Portland Mercuryโs Burger Week 2021 is officially a wrap! We’d like to give a special thanks to the participating local restaurants, everyone who made it out to try multiple burgers (and tipped their servers!), and all of the restaurant employees whose hard work made this yearโs Burger Week the most successful one to date! […]
Hurry Up and Eat! The Delicious Fun of BURGER WEEK Ends This Sunday!
FINALLY! It’s here, it’s here… IT’S HERE!! Humankindโs greatest celebration/accomplishment, New Seasons Presents Portland Burger Week is in full swing! BUT YOU GOTTA HURRY. Portland Burger Week ends THIS SUNDAY, Aug 22! As a reminder, all week long Portlanders have been feasting on 37 delectable, original burgers… and if that wasnโt great enough, each of […]
It’s BURGER WEEKโand YES, We Have Gluten Free, Vegan, and Veggie Options, Too!
Try the vegan burger at Next Level during Burger Week! WOOT, WOOT! At long last, humankindโs greatest celebration/accomplishment is BACK: New Seasons Presents Portland Burger Week! This year, Burger Week is bigger and better than ever: RIGHT NOW through Sunday Aug 22, Portlanders are feasting on 37 delectable, original burgers… and if that wasnโt great […]
New Savage Lovecast: Letโs Talk About Testosterone
On this episode, we are treated to a couple of calls concerning pronouns. One comes from a man who doesn’t understand how to use the familiar second-person plural when one or more are non-binary. Another comes from a man who proposes a new catch-all gender-neutral pronoun to rule us all. Will it stick? On the […]
Let’s Celebrate… the Mercury‘s PORTLAND BURGER WEEK Is Now Underway!
FINALLY! It’s here, it’s here… IT’S HERE!! At long last, itโs time for humankindโs greatest celebration/accomplishment: New Seasons Presents Portland Burger Week! This year, Burger Week is bigger and better than ever: Starting NOW from Monday Aug 16 to Sunday Aug 22, Portlanders will be feasting on 37 delectable, original burgers… and if that wasnโt […]
Burger Week Returns Monday, Aug 16โHere Are the Joints Where Kids are Welcome!
Brunch Box WOOT, WOOT! At long last, itโs time for humankindโs greatest celebration/accomplishment: New Seasons Presents Portland Burger Week! This year, Burger Week is bigger and better than ever: From Monday Aug 16 to Sunday Aug 22, Portlanders will be feasting on 37 delectable, original burgers… and if that wasnโt great enough, each of those […]
