Thongs! They are so sexy! But when used as a face mask at the hardware store, what then? A woman has been dating a guy for a few months. He has one of those giant penises you have heard about. So there’s that. But he is also saying some troubling, racist and sexist things. So. […]
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The Portland Mercury‘s TAKEOUT TUESDAY
This week’s list of featured takeout and delivery options!
Looking to have something delicious delivered, or some very tasty takeout to take home? Check out this week’s sponsored list of takeout and delivery options! These deals from some of Portland’s finest eateries are available from Tuesday, June 30 through Monday, July 6. {{image:1, width:650}} Moonstruck Chocolate “Love is love! Celebrate inclusion and community throughout […]
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Enter Your Best Lip Sync Video in the “Mouth to Mouth” Contest—Win Big Prizes!
LOOK… YOU’RE TALENTED, RIGHT? Especially at lip synching! Well, now’s your chance to show the world your lip synching talent while competing for CASH PRIZES! Portland’s beloved comedy performance space, the Siren Theater, is hosting MOUTH TO MOUTH—its first ever lip sync competition—and we want YOU to participate! We are looking for the funniest, most […]
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The Portland Mercury‘s TAKEOUT TUESDAY
This week’s list of featured takeout and delivery options!
Looking to have something delicious delivered, or some very tasty takeout to take home? Check out this week’s sponsored list of takeout and delivery options! These deals from some of Portland’s finest eateries are available from Tuesday, June 16 through Monday, June 22. {{image:1, width:650}} Cafe Gertrude “Cafe Gertrude on NE Alberta is offering a […]
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This Weekend, Make and Submit Your Video for Mouth to Mouth: the Lip Sync Contest!
We’ve been in lock down for three months and let’s admit it—we’ve all performed at least one lip sync during this time. Well, now is your chance to show the world your lip synching talent while competing for CASH PRIZES! Portland’s beloved comedy performance space, the Siren Theater, is hosting MOUTH TO MOUTH—its first ever […]
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Submit Your Video to the Siren Theater’s Lip Sync Online Contest—Win Big Prizes!
We’ve been in lock down for three months and let’s admit it—we’ve all performed at least one lip sync during this time. Well, now is your chance to show the world your lip synching talent while competing for CASH PRIZES! Portland’s beloved comedy performance space, the Siren Theater, is hosting MOUTH TO MOUTH—its first ever […]
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The Portland Mercury‘s TAKEOUT TUESDAY
This week’s list of featured takeout and delivery options!
Looking to have something delicious delivered, or some very tasty takeout to take home? Check out this week’s sponsored list of takeout and delivery options! These deals from some of Portland’s finest eateries are available from Tuesday, June 9 through Monday, June 15. {{image:1, width:650}} CIBO “CIBO Is back! CIBO is open for take-out and […]
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The Portland Mercury‘s TAKEOUT TUESDAY
This week’s list of featured takeout and delivery options!
Looking to have something delicious delivered, or some very tasty takeout to take home? Check out this week’s sponsored list of takeout and delivery options! These deals from some of Portland’s finest eateries are available from Tuesday, June 2 through Monday, June 8. {{image:1, width:650}} Carioca Bowls “We focus on crafting over the top açaí […]
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The Portland Mercury Presents: Retail Roundup!
A weekly list of featured curbside pickup and delivery deals from local retailers
The Portland Mercury presents this list of local retailers, doing their part to serve customers with great deals while still staying safe and observing social distancing guidelines! These sponsored offers are available from Thurs, May 28 through Wed, June 3. {{image:1, width:650}} Home Grower Club $99 COMPLETE CANNABIS GROW KIT DELIVERED Home Grower Club is […]
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Savage Lovecast: Kink and Race with the Mighty Blaksyn
A married couple in an open relationship previously enjoyed glory holes at play parties. Then along came some COVID-19. But did that stop them? Hell no! They grabbed the kids’ old sheets and made a home glory hole. Now THAT’S what I’m talking about, America! A man’s mother died when he was 13, and his […]
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The Portland Mercury‘s TAKEOUT TUESDAY
This week’s list of featured takeout and delivery options!
It’s a new week, and that means a new chance to enjoy all the offerings on the Portland Mercury‘s sponsored list of takeout and delivery options! These deals from some of Portland’s finest eateries are available from Tuesday, May 19 through Monday, May 25. {{image:1, width:650}} Brunch Box “Brunch Box Eastside is still open for […]
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The Portland Mercury Presents: Retail Roundup!
A weekly list of featured curbside pickup and delivery deals from local retailers
The Portland Mercury presents this list of local retailers, doing their part to serve customers with great deals while still staying safe and observing social distancing guidelines! These sponsored offers are available from Thurs, May 21 through Wed, May 26. {{image:1, width:650}} She Bop “She Bop is a locally-owned sex toy boutique that specializes in […]