Buck Angels headlines this year’s Portland Queer Documentary Film Fest.
Vince Mancini
Robert De Niro Gets the Hoary Whoreys
The Big Wedding: In which Robert De Niro goes down on Susan Sarandon.
Inside the Mind of Boner McSnore
Charlie Sheen goes inside Charles Swan III. It is terrible.
The Get-Up Guys
Al Pacino and Christopher Walken team up for one last boner.
A Maniac in a Fartmobile
Arnold, Metallica, and The Last Stand.
It’s Only Rock ‘n’ Roll
Sopranos creator David Chase doesn’t quite stick the landing in Not Fade Away.
Scars vs. Helmets
Dredd is a brilliantly dumb homage to classic Verhoeven.
Chopra for Kids
Even LAIKA can’t save ParaNorman.
Like Borat, Except Not Funny
The Dictator is a 90-minute-long MTV Movie Awards sketch.
Extremely Clever, Not Very Funny
Damsels in Distress is a bloodless collection of quirks.
A Punch to the Face
Lockout is every action movie ever. In space!
Smiles Humped All up My Face
The FP: deadly dance battles, also featuring moon boots.
