Frank Cassano

Since 2000, Frank Cassano has authored “Frank Cassano’s Imbecile Parade,” the only worthwhile thing in the Portland Mercury. His interests include fuck you.

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Should the Mercury Have a Conservative Columnist?

Comedy Aug 22 4:00 AM

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This Week’s Question: What Do You Think of Portland’s New E-Scooters?

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Comedy May 23 4:00 AM

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This Week’s Question: What’s Your Favorite Fun Summer Activity?

New Column! Feb 14 4:00 AM

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