Frank Cassano

Since 2000, Frank Cassano has authored “Frank Cassano’s Imbecile Parade,” the only worthwhile thing in the Portland Mercury. His interests include fuck you.

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Frank Cassano’s Imbecile Parade: “Are You Voting for Biden or Bernie?”

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Frank Cassano’s Imbecile Parade: “What Are You Thankful For?”

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Frank Cassano’s Imbecile Parade: Should Donald Trump be Impeached?

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Frank Cassano’s Imbecile Parade: What Do You Want from Santa This Year?
Comedy Dec 6 10:30 AM

Frank Cassano’s Imbecile Parade: What Do You Want from Santa This Year?

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Frank Cassano’s Imbecile Parade:
Comedy Dec 6 4:00 AM

Frank Cassano’s Imbecile Parade: "What Do You Want from Santa This Year?"

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Imbecile Parade Sep 27 4:00 AM

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Should the Mercury Have a Conservative Columnist?

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Frank Cassano's Imbecile Parade: What Do YOU Think of E-Scooters?
Comedy Aug 27 11:00 AM

Frank Cassano's Imbecile Parade: What Do YOU Think of E-Scooters?

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Frank Cassano’s Imbecile Parade!
Comedy Aug 22 4:00 AM

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This Week’s Question: What Do You Think of Portland’s New E-Scooters?

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Frank Cassano's Imbecile Parade: Summer Fun!
Comedy May 24 11:00 AM

Frank Cassano's Imbecile Parade: Summer Fun!

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Frank Cassano’s Imbecile Parade
Comedy May 23 4:00 AM

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This Week’s Question: What’s Your Favorite Fun Summer Activity?

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Frank Cassano’s Imbecile Parade
New Column! Feb 14 4:00 AM

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This Week’s Question: What Are Your Valentine’s Day Plans?

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Frank Cassano's Imbecile Parade:
Comedy Jan 4 9:15 AM

Frank Cassano's Imbecile Parade: "What Are Your New Year's Resolutions?"

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Frank Cassano’s Imbecile Parade:
Comedy Jan 3 4:00 AM

Frank Cassano’s Imbecile Parade: "What Are Your New Year's Resolutions?"

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This Week on Nextdoor (with Special Guest Frank Cassano!)
Comedy Sep 19 9:34 AM

This Week on Nextdoor (with Special Guest Frank Cassano!)

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This Week on NEXTDOOR (with Special Guest Frank Cassano!)
Comedy Sep 7 10:30 AM

This Week on NEXTDOOR (with Special Guest Frank Cassano!)

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Frank Cassano Asks, “What Are You Doing for the Solar Eclipse?”
Science! Aug 21 9:29 AM

Frank Cassano Asks, “What Are You Doing for the Solar Eclipse?”

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Frank Cassano’s Imbecile Parade: “What Are You Doing for the Solar Eclipse?”
Comedy Aug 16 4:00 AM

Frank Cassano’s Imbecile Parade: “What Are You Doing for the Solar Eclipse?”

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Frank Cassano's Imbecile Parade: How Do You Beat the Heat?
Comedy Jul 21 1:30 PM

Frank Cassano's Imbecile Parade: How Do You Beat the Heat?

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