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See how well YOU score on this week's super fun local trivia quiz!
Meet the 2026 Mercury Undisputable Geniuses of Comedy!
Ten of Portland’s shiniest stand-up talents, with special guest Matt Braunger—coming March 27!
Do This, Do That: Spring Arts 2026
Take heed! Your spring arts and culture plans have arrived.
Did YOU Get a Mercury Reader Valentine? Check and See! 👀
You can still send a valentine to your crush through February 15!
Don't Miss the Mercury's Black Innovation Issue—On the Streets NOW!
Celebrating Portland's Black changemakers—plus Reader Valentines, music, books, food, fun stuff, and more!
Get Your Tickets Now for the Undisputable Geniuses of Comedy 2026!
Featuring hosts Adam Pasi and Nariko Ott, Portland's best stand-ups, and super special guest Matt Braunger! 😍
POP QUIZ PDX: How Much Do YOU Know About Portland? And Oregon? And Disposing of a Dead Body?
See how well you score on this week's super fun and sassy local trivia quiz!
Submit a FREE Mercury Reader's Valentine for Your Sweetie!
Or friend, or sex pal, or pet... that's up to you!
Last Call: The Mercury Is Hiring a Managing Editor!
Update: The deadline for applications is now closed.
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